United States District Court, D. Maryland
DR. ROBERT A. KUZNER, JR., DR. ROBERT KUZNER, and THE HON. MRS. ROBERT KUZNER Plaintiffs.
MARTIN O'MAALEY, MARYLAND STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE, and JOHN J. McCARTHY Defendants.
GEORGE JARROD HAZEL, District Judge.
The above-captioned complaint was filed on August 21, 2014, together with a motion to proceed in forma pauperis. ECF 1 and 2. Because he appears to be indigent, plaintiff's motion shall be granted.
The complaint, consisting of 44 pages of single-spaced typing, states that plaintiffs reside "under a perpetual United States Federal Bureau of Investigation's federal protective order with an assignment of five federal undercover agents mandated in 2007 by the United States Securities & Exchange Commission's enforcement division." ECF 1 at p. 1. The only plaintiff to sign the complaint, Dr. Robert A. Kuzner, Jr., claims that his father, Dr. Robert Kuzner, died on July 2, 2002, was "resurrected by Leslie Holt and Carla Holt" and "has been prosecuted and convicted by Curtis Zeager." Id. at p. 4. Plaintiff Kuzner Jr. asserts he is entitle to dismissal of pending violation of probation charges and claims numerous instances of falsified testimony, perjured documents, and other fantastic allegations to include assertions that no probable cause was established for his involuntary admission to a hospital. Id. at pp. 7-13.
A complaint that is totally implausible or frivolous, such as this, may be dismissed sua sponte for lack of subject matter jurisdiction pursuant to Fed R. Civ. P 12 (b)(l). See Apple v. Glenn, 183 F.3d 477 (6th Cir. 1999); O ' Connor v. United States, 159 F.R.D. 22 (D. Md. 1994); see also Crowley Cutlery Co. v. United States, 849 F.2d 273, 277 (7th Cir. 1988) (federal district judge has authority to dismiss a frivolous suit on his own initiative). Clearly the allegations asserted by plaintiff are the product of fantasy or delusional thinking that cannot be addressed by this court. Plaintiff has not provided any information that might lead to a reasonable ...